Scout's Artillery

I've come here a few times now, and it's great for hanging out with friends, chatting and smashing things. There's almost always someone who can help you with your technique, but if you just want to use a slingshot your own way, no one's going to step in and explain it to you without consent. There's often music playing, and it's pretty cool to see the motorized marble collector in action! It's best for maybe 5-7 people, more and it gets crowded. Bring cash for marbles!

OMG this is the dopest slingshot shooting range in the entire city!! I bring visitors here all the time and even though I can barely hit any of the targets it is amazing to watch scout just put Ah nun xbmyuuk out of their misery like a prayer. Go there have fun be friendly meet cool peopleImpress your mfriends andu

Scout's Artillery is an expertly manufactured, ruthlessly cathartic, and appallingly timely establishment brought to life by one of the greatest artists of our generation: Scout. At a time when political pressures can seem suffocating to those who care about the ongoing persistence of public resources such as health care, welfare, unemployment, disability, reproductive justice and the defense of rights for POC and queer persons, it's easy to slip into a seemingly endless pit of despair and self-deprecating inaction where all one is capable of doing is crying in bed and perhaps occasionally eating one's feelings via tunneling through an entire carton of vegan ice cream. Scout's Artillery is a way to ease the PTSD symptoms caused by the Trump Administration. It's also pretty queer in there and a good place for getting over your incredibly svelte, cold-hearted robo exes who you still miss like hell because that love thing is one persistent mthr fckr but are probably sure they don't miss you because they might actually be incapable of feeling feelings (or maybe they're just a narcissist and have decided you aren't worthy of them). Don't worry boo. To let go of your anxiety, despair, and omnipresent certainty of the futility of the human race, Scout has prepared an exhibition of adorable granny-style glassware loaded to the brim with irresistible projectiles. Cans, bottles, and tiny green army men are available as targets or if you need something custom Scout might even draw you a muppet rendering of your ex on the fly. So accommodating! Please bring lots of cash to give to Scout's artillery so it can stay open and continue to serve the Bay Area as a viable supplement to svelte-ex-and-moron-president-induced psychotherapy.

This place is pretty fun. I suck at slingshot, but I don't care, it's a nice way to spend time, even if I can't hit anything... yet.